Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Randomize
