You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
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My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
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btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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