Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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