just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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