I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
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we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
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We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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