1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
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She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
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i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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