Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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