how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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