...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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