He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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