scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
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Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
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you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.