You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
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These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
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I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.