I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
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Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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