ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
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I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
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Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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