if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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