I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I can't turn off my feet"
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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