How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Randomize
