No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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