quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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