i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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