ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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