dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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