i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
That accounts for only three of the penises
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
