The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
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His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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