i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
This can only be settled by a dance off.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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