yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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