Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
You ruined the universe