at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
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i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
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Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?