i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha