Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape