This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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