the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
i've created a new STD.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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