I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
So squirting runs in the family.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Randomize
