You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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