sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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