her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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