Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
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just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
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Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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