I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
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