hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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