I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
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i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
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