It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
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Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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