My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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