we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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