OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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