The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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