their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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