is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Randomize
