She's JV to your varsity
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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