i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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