I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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