I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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