she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
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It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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