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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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