why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
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Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
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School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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