She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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