Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Let's paint friendship bongs
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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