I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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