I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
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They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
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you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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