i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
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I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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