another moral hangover. fuck.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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