when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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