There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
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he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
where are my eyebrows?
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