You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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